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the definition of a man who shags anything, from a bearded yak to the ripples of a morbidly obese pensioner.
'ow dude your such a slowboy, she had a face like a frying pan'
slowboy by terry the tangereen 2 February 22, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
A name given for people who drive a slow ass car but still want to race.
dude 1: yo ill gap you in a race
dude 2: how you dive a Chevy Spark
dude 1: ill still gap you
dude2: shut your Slowboy ass up
slowboy by omw2fybAgain March 25, 2021
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slowboatism 

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.
"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"
slowboatism by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowboat 

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extremely slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).
"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."
slowboat by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018

slowboogie 

What's up cuzzzz? SLOWBOOGIE.
slowboogie by SLOWBOOGIE 221 January 16, 2017
one who is of slow nature
...and by then THE CHEAT might have that mural i comissioned him to paint... like a frickin year ago! Slowby...
slowby by blainema October 23, 2003

solowboy 

best blogtv person in the world, bringin sexy back
solowboy is known as julie, hans solo, hans
solowboy by pimpman28282 January 19, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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