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Slickwitch 

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.
"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"
Slickwitch by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008

spitbitch 

Literally means the guy at the end of a blowbang who has to kiss the girl who was being blowbanged.
Ethan is such a spitbitch, he really needs to grow a pair and stand up for himself.
spitbitch by C.C. Malone May 17, 2011

slackbitch 

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.
I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.
slackbitch by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

Smackbitch 

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!
That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!
Smackbitch by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Stockbitch 

A lame ass teacher with no control over his class. A complete and utter moron.
Wow, he's just like Stockbitch! No balls!
Stockbitch by BlueSpaceMonkey October 20, 2006
A scandalous, crazy and/or scary hispanic chick.
That fucking spicwitch stole my purse and slashed my tires!

Why does your sister listen to reggaeton and act like a dumb spicwitch? She`s white!

Watch out! That spicwitch is trying to get pregnant to collect more child support.

Can you believe Rosa broke up Dan`s marriage? I hope that spicwitch burns in Hell!
spicwitch by dopestr33t November 6, 2007