Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

Sleeting by SupaNative July 7, 2009

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Sleeting

commonly used to describe when something good and bad happens.

“Hey bud, how was your day?”
“ah man i’m sleeting”

Sleeting by isleet October 12, 2023

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Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.

Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"

Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019