Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.

I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.

by melodyq February 2, 2009

Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.

Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.

by melodyq February 2, 2009