Sleepjan

Sleep, set to the music of Sufjan Stevens.

Prefix; Asleepjan
Suffix; Sleepjaning

1.) Emily put Illinois into her stereo and went to sleepjan.

2.) Emily fell asleepjan to "John Wayne Gacy, Jr."

3.) Emily was sleepjaning to "The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"

Sleepjan by Cybernetico September 13, 2008

sleepwank 

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.

Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.

sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

Sleepjaculate

The act of ejaculating while sleepturbating.

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."

Sleepjaculate by JH417 March 2, 2011

sleepang 

Sleepang is where you are half asleep banging your pillow while thinking of someone you wanna bang

Yo bro i had the greatest Sleepang session with Taylor last night!

sleepang by 12nate16 May 25, 2020

Sleepjacker 

One who Jacks-off in his sleep

I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.

Sleepjacker by A2jorge June 17, 2020

Sleepwanking 

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

Sleepwanking by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

sleephangover 

The headache and discomfort that is felt after having too much sleep.

Ugh, I took a a 2-hour nap and I slept the 12 hours straight the night before, I am totally experiencing a sleephangover.

Eddie: My head hella hurts. What time is it?

Jane: It's 3PM!

Eddie: What?! I just slept for 14 hours straight.

Jane: You have a sleephangover.

sleephangover by mischief81 July 24, 2010