1.) Emily put Illinois into her stereo and went to sleepjan.
2.) Emily fell asleepjan to "John Wayne Gacy, Jr."
3.) Emily was sleepjaning to "The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"
2.) Emily fell asleepjan to "John Wayne Gacy, Jr."
3.) Emily was sleepjaning to "The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"
by Cybernetico September 13, 2008
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Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."
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Get the Sleepjacker mug.Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.
Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.
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Get the Sleepwanking mug.Ugh, I took a a 2-hour nap and I slept the 12 hours straight the night before, I am totally experiencing a sleephangover.
Eddie: My head hella hurts. What time is it?
Jane: It's 3PM!
Eddie: What?! I just slept for 14 hours straight.
Jane: You have a sleephangover.
Eddie: My head hella hurts. What time is it?
Jane: It's 3PM!
Eddie: What?! I just slept for 14 hours straight.
Jane: You have a sleephangover.
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