Sleepwanking

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

sleepworking

Performing work while the brain snooze.

It's dangerous to wake Jasmin up when he's sleepworking...

by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

sleepwoking

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means

some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”

by the riverside July 23, 2021

sleepwacking

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

sleepwalkinqqq

The jerk buttface meanie owner of syn hcf, false bans and hack smhhhhhh

Damnit theres sleepwalkinqqq be nice or she will ban u

by OfficialTesco September 29, 2020

sleepwalkin

walkin around acting like your drunk off your ass when really your just walkin around while asleep

This dude walked into my room and fell asleep again underneath my desk, pantsless. i thought he was drunk but he was makin way to much "sense" to be drunk and didn't smell like he'd been drinking. when i looked over from my bed and asked him wtf he was doin he said he had a dream that involved me and blood and asked where his pants were. he then tried to wear my bookbag as pants out of my room. i got my bookbag back and told him to go back to bed im fine. next morning he wakes up and doesn't remember s**t. only reason dude knew he did it was he came downstairs and is like why are my pants on the kitchen floor...

by Grizzant September 11, 2005