sleepwank
The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009
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Sleepwatching
Sleepwatching:
When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.
While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.
Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.
While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.
Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!
#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.
*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*
She is sleepwatching.
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!
#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.
*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*
She is sleepwatching.
Sleepwatching by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019
sleepwait
1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.
2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?
3) John: wyd?
Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?
3) John: wyd?
Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
sleepwait by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017
Word of the Day on August 12, 2017
pre-sleep wank
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007
Sleepwalker (song)
The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.
Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?
Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).
Tamara: Okay...
Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).
Tamara: Okay...
Sleepwalker (song) by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009
Slapwank
Slapwank by Methencheesethenmethencheese May 9, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.