slappy slappy 

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt

Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY

slappy slappy by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Slappy slappy 

Standing in front of your significant other, or someone else, with a big smile, swinging your junk back and forth so it slaps against your legs. Works best right after you get out of the shower.

When Brandon got out of the shower he showed Cassie slappy slappy so she would wake up.

Slappy slappy by Thad Munson February 5, 2010

big slappy 

the perfect ass of the scout in tf2

i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy

big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

Slappy Cup 

Slappy Cup is a fast-paced, exciting drinking game that is played with at least 4 players, but can be played with a large group. Although the exact origins of Slappy Cup are unknown, it gained a strong following among students at the University of Illinois in the fall of 2009.

Slappy Cup is usually played with 13 cups arranged in a circular, flower-like formation in the center of a round table (one center cup, six cups surrounding the center cup, and six cups making up the outer circle). The center cup is filled with one beer, while the remaining cups are filled to a level similar to beer pong. There are two additional empty cups and two ping pong balls.

Players stand around the table, and the two players with the empty cups bounce the ping pong ball into the empty cup in front of them. Once the player has made the ball into the empty cup, they pass it to the player on their right, or if it was made on the first shot, to any player at the table. If the player to their right is also shooting, the player slaps the empty cup away and the cup they are passing goes to the player on the right of the slapee. The slapee must grab a cup from the center, drink it, and the now empty cup becomes their new shooting cup. Players can only slap the player to their immediate right. The last player to have their cup slapped must drink the full center cup.

Jaclyn played Slappy Cup for the first time last night and Chelsea kept slapping her and got she totally wasted.

Slappy Cup by Hey I'm a Master! June 28, 2010

Happy Slappy Jam 

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

Happy Slappy Jam by Vorshack July 6, 2020

slappy balls 

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

slappy balls by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012