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slappywag 

It can mean lots of things like... a penis, a jerk, a stupid person, or a common explative. It is a word invented by Peter Griffin
More beer you slappywag

Hold on to your slappywag!

Wad up you slappywag
slappywag by Nastynate August 3, 2004
When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.
Lenny cant control his slappybag.
slappybag by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

Slappywag 

1.) A term used to express anything you like: Invented by Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame.
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag
1.) "More beer please, you slappwag."
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."
Slappywag by Jack Caulfield December 25, 2004
When a male starts to slap his testicular sack into any person place or thing, he is known as a "slappybag."
Lennard is a slappybag.
slappybag by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

Sloppy Knock Wagon 

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)
Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.

slappywap 

when your penis or balls slap upon your legs whilst running or moving
he got real bad slappywap whilst running down the stairs
slappywap by spiffing chap September 1, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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