1.) A term used to express anything you like: Invented by Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame.
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag

1.) "More beer please, you slappwag."
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."

Slappywag by Jack Caulfield December 25, 2004

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slappybag

When a male starts to slap his testicular sack into any person place or thing, he is known as a "slappybag."

Lennard is a slappybag.

slappybag by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

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Sloppy Knock Wagon

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)

Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.

Sloppy Knock Wagon by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011

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slappywap

when your penis or balls slap upon your legs whilst running or moving

he got real bad slappywap whilst running down the stairs

slappywap by spiffing chap September 1, 2010

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