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The worlds most advanced hat simulator. Key features include crafting AND unlocking new hats and bald caps to suit your fancy.
Guy 1: Wow I just got this great machine gun in Modern Warfare.
Guy 2: Yah, well I have 256 hats in tf2. Including 12 bald caps and one afro.
by [Good Username Goes Here] November 18, 2012
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Sequal to the PC hit multiplayer title Team Fortress Class by Valve. Oringally slated for release in 2001, finally released on October 10, 2007 in the Orange Box along with Half-Life 2 Episode 2 and Portal.
Guy 1: " Dude, I'm so fucking tired."
Guy 2: "What the hell were you doing all night?"
Guy 1: "I was pwnin bitch ass pyros in TF2"
Guy 2: "........"
by GibbyGano October 23, 2007
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Short for Team Fortress 2. A hat simulator. Also, you shoot people. This game will rob your bank account because you spend so much money on virtual hats. You also trade and stuff.
Person 1: YO YOU COMIN TO PLAY TF2 ALL NIGHT
Person 2: YEAH WANNA TRADE?
Person 1: lol no
by IshiftSandvich October 05, 2015
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(AKA Hat Simulator)
The best hat simulator and money waster of all time by Valve that's developers decided needed to have a 9-class team based minigame on the side in it.
Joe: Did you play TF2 last night?
Tyrone: Yeah I got me a bud!
Joe: Wow!
Tyrone: IKR!
Joe: Wait, what's a bud?
Tyrone: *facepalm*
by asdfbg5091 August 27, 2014
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A game full of F2P and micspammers also was released in the orange box bundle.
Guy1 want to go outside?

Guy2 NOOSE IM TOZ BUSY REKING SKUBS WITH MY GIBUS AND PYRO GOGGLES IN MY FAVORITE GAME CALLED TF2

Don't be a f2p
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by Insert name here* March 13, 2018
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Team Fortress 2, sequel of Team Fortress Classic, release date: 2001 6april.
Haha, im gonna kiss your butt when TF2 releases
by griep April 06, 2003
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Substitution for "never going to happen."

Reference to "Team Fortress 2," a game originally slated for release in 2001. As of 2004, the game still has not been released, and its site has not been updated.
(1)d00d: omfg we r gonna pwn u at teh match
(2)d00d: tf2 bitch
by Circuitous January 23, 2004
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