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Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

slapjacking 

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.
Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.
slapjacking by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016

snapjacking 

The challenge of attempting to ejaculate within the 10 second window of a snapchat.
Before opening snapchat, he gathered all of his supplies in order to attempt a successful snapjacking session.

Snapjacking 

The act of jacking off while viewing other people's snap chat stories.
I was snapjacking last night and busted on Bella's storie
Snapjacking by Nathan.swank July 23, 2016

slambackingpoopyhead

when someone has done something to you on purpose so they are a slambackingpoopyhead
*ball hit u*
oi u did that on purpouse

no I didn't
yes u did slambackingpoopyhead

seatbacking

Leaning back in your seat on an airplane and preventing the guy behind you from using their laptop.
"I didn't realize I was seatbacking that poor shmuck, but I needed a nap."
seatbacking by Blave August 8, 2008