Using the free Starbucks coffee house wireless internet access without going inside the store to order coffee.
I drove my car to Starbucks, pulled into a parking spot up front, kept the motor running, whipped out my laptop and did some starjacking. I emailed all my friends for free!
To post on social media first someone else's sad news or story or announce someone else's bad news before they have had chance to post or were waiting a bit because it was still to painful or a secret. To hi-jack someone else's bad news. To hi-jack sadfishing. To gain sympathy and likes yourself, taking sympathy and responses away from the person who it actually happened to.
e.g. "John was going to tell everyone that he had a tumour but his mate Paul sadjacked him by posting about it first" or "I heard my mate's friend had died and sadjacked him by posting the news before him" or "some **** is sadjacking my cat's death on fb"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.