To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 28, 2013
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
by Aubtin March 10, 2008
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
by wolf15668 October 10, 2013
Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020
A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.
*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt
The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020
A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.
by TheSauce01 December 26, 2013