Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

Slipdicking 

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

Slipdicking by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

slap dicking around 

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

slap dicking around by Pussy master January 22, 2014

slapjacking 

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

slapjacking by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016

Slowdicking 

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.

Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."

Slowdicking by BeansK July 25, 2023

Slapbacking

When you hit someone really hard on their back.

guy 1: yo
guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHHA SLAPBACKING
guy 3: ..sd;lkkmlcmx.kvmdslkhcv,xcn,vm

Slapbacking by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025