clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

camateur

An amateur webcam whore.

Last night I got a bunch of chicks naked on cam. It was a sweet camateur show.

Sarah? She's just a camateur.

by Wardrich December 14, 2006

Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

by Psyral September 21, 2010

clamataurus

- A female who winks or speaks with her vagina.

"I'm A Hungry Hungry Clamataurus "

by Cowtrash666 April 20, 2009

Clamsterdam

Really epic and cool band

Yo bro have you listened to clamsterdams new album?!?!?

by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021

Slamateur

A person who is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

This punk is such a slamateur, he is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

by dangermaus April 20, 2004

Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011