Slamster 

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

slumster 

Someone who goes slumming it with people who have less education, attractiveness and life opportunity in order not to deal with peers, not work hard in the workplace, and to attract romantic partners who are low maintenance.

As a slumster, he was happy that his new friends from the unemployment office played video games every night until the sun came up.

slumster by JessicaWalters April 1, 2021

spamster 

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

spamster by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

Slaster

A mixture of being a slave and a master to another of the same kind. Usually being each other's slave and master

My slaster and I whipped each other while working

Slaster by DeltaVirusX October 25, 2013

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Slayster

If your a Slayster you a master of slaying, all day, every day

Slaysters plural is multiple slay masters
Its a proper noun and must ALWAYS be uppercased

omg Slayster!!!
OMG you are a Slayster!!!
Honestly stop your such a Slayster!!!

Slayster by i.love.cats.lol May 12, 2022

spamster 

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

spamster by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006