Skramming

The act of fortifying your inner wolf by tasting the guac that your father made last Christmas.

"Sorry dude, I've been busy skramming all day, gotta be ready for next week"

Skramming by johnny flap. April 21, 2012

update spamming 

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.

Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.

update spamming by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

Scrimming 

Scrimming was once an integral part of yarndling, often performed in basins. Hence scrimming basins. These basins are now sometimes replaced with octagonal dry beds, or simply not used at all. The irregular rim of a scrimming basin can be described as having a quality pertaining to kedding. Basins were usually situated next to a threading plantin and/or a vertical knapper. Nowadays, they can be seen more easily from the air.

"Have you finished with the scrimming basin, Jack?"

Scrimming by Cod Michael May 21, 2020

Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Biscuit Slamming by Red monster boy March 12, 2022

Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

Skyrimming by kjlynn March 15, 2015

Shamming 

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."

1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."

Shamming by phosphoresence May 19, 2009