Skitka 

The time of when friends sit on the phone together and look up words on Urban Dictonary .com to see what funny things they can find!

J: im callin you E
E: ok
J: 3 way K
K: hey guys
J: im 3 waying D
D: hey guys lets look up words on urban dictonary.com!
J E K: ok!
J: AHHHH LOOK UP SKITKA

Skitka by Skittles09 December 23, 2008

SkitDaddle 

A Word Used By PeanutLive215 Meaning To Leave Abruptly.

Groupie: Hey Peanut

Nut: F--k Out My Face B----, SkitDaddle.

SkitDaddle by Tecsz P. December 5, 2012

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.

Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!

skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

SKitAllS 

Stoned Know it All Syndrome (SKitAllS sounds like "skittles"): When a high or stoned person exhibits extreme intellectual subject matter expertise, skewing towards braggadocious illustration of their knowledge on a specific topic.
Person may demonstrate extremely strong convictions of their perceived knowledge, especially where the issue is a) not that serious or b) no one is questioning said knowledge.
Common illustrations will appear as ongoing rants on given topics that non-stoned people will see as ridiculous.

Dude, Ben had a bad case of SKitAllS last night. He sent like 30 texts in a row about these damn pedal bearings and how they weren’t serviceable, and anybody who objected was an idiot! What a stoned rant!

SKitAllS by LoveMeDonkey October 8, 2020

ShitKat 

a KitKat that is found to contain no wafer and only chocolate.

james reached in the biscuit tin, the gods must have been against him, he had pulled out a ShitKat.

ShitKat by czornsley December 9, 2007

Skinka 

Skinka is an icelandic term describing a certain group of girls.

It is a negative word, and one should not be proud to be called a "skinka". But some of these girls are and aim to become one.

Skinka is kinda like a less extreme case of a fjortis and refers only to girls.

Skinka means ham in english and icelanders use that term because the skin of a pearson that has gone to many times to a sun salon is all wrinkled like a ham.

A "skinka" is a girl that is super tanned, with bleached hair and dresses like a skank, showing as much of her boobs and thighs as possible. But that is a bad case.

Skinka is more commonly used when referring to a girl that has too much make up on, like a drag queen, and dresses like she's going to a club in miami when the temperature calls for much warmer clothes.

He only thinks she's hot because he has a thing for skinka's
icelandic: Honum finnst hún bara heit útaf hann fýlar skinkur.

You are such a skinka
ice: Þú ert svo mikil skinka

Skinka by Edduz January 12, 2010

Skittamablitzed 

1. The comical or embarrassing feeling of being unable to make sense of or explain the simplest things or perform the simplest tasks.

2. Being scatterbrained, giddy, confused, absent-minded, bewildered, illogical and delirious all at once due to being nervous, lack of sleep or just plain having an EXTREME blonde moment.

I was totally skittamablitzed during my job interview and came across sounding like a idiotic dufuss!

Skittamablitzed by ~Randi July 13, 2009