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Shitadel
Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.
Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021
skitarded
A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010
shitability
The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."
"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"
shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018
shitagraph
girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!
girl 2: omg what an asshole
girl 2: omg what an asshole
shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014
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