Sitka 

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.

"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."

Sitka by Josh November 7, 2004

Sitka 

If you wear this clothing brand, you’re either a guide, no what you’re doing, or have absolutely no idea how to hunt and wear it for clout.

While it’s quality does speak for itself, Sitka has a unique way of squeezing tons of money out of beginner hunters who have no idea what they’re doing, yet think that wearing it directly correlates with putting meat on the table.

“Despite buying hundreds of dollars worth of Sitka, Ron still hasn’t killed a deer.”

Sitka by ronaldsux January 7, 2022

Sitka 

People named Sitka are the most beautiful, intelligent, amazing, fantabulous, pleasant, gorgeous humans alive. According to ancient legend, every person named Sitka will ascend into the heavens.

"Wow! You're so cool! So cool in fact that I bet your name is Sitka"

Sitka by Confused Mushroom February 27, 2024

Sika 

Sika is the most wonderful, accepting person you will ever meet. She’ll lift you up out of any ditch you find yourself in and wants to make sure you’re alright. Sika can make friends with anybody, but every relationship with her feels special. Probably the funniest person you will ever meet, she’ll have you on your knees laughing! If you know a Sika, then you have been blessed. Keep her close and don’t hurt her, because she is the best person you could possibly befriend.

Person A: I don’t know man, I just haven’t been feeling myself lately.

Person B: Talk to Sika! Trust me, she’ll be happy to help.

Person A: I don’t doubt it, Sika is the best!

Sika by Baby_Bunnyquake May 3, 2020

silka 

An extremely beautiful girl, she's smart, caring, perfect. You'll love her more then anyone ♡

"Oh I love Silka so much!"

silka by ThatAmerican030 February 11, 2015

sikayun

a guy who makes definitions for his enemies' names on urban dictionary. Also known as a stalker. Closeted homosexual who preys on young black men and does graffiti at age 40 all over Fayetteville, GA. Married to a black woman who worships him as her god and treats him like her father. Sons have bad manners and curse at random people in public.
Terribly embarrassing loser who uses the internet to show off his embarrassing life, and seeks validation from the world.
Calls his father by his first name. Ugly, fat, and yellow.

A Sikayun is an insecure guy who seeks validation on the world wide web from his pseudo friends.

sikayun by Mirna Loves gambit May 9, 2022

sikayun lefone 

gaslighting poser who makes definitions of others names on urban dictionary. spends all day on the internet. coward. loser. only cares about material possessions and doesn't live for spiritual, intellectual, or cultural pursuits.
SMARTPHONE WHORE.

sikayun lefone is a has been graffiti vandal who performs fellatio on black men. otherwise known as a low IQ poser.

sikayun lefone by LEFONE THE TWINKY April 20, 2022