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Skinka is an icelandic term describing a certain group of girls.

It is a negative word, and one should not be proud to be called a "skinka". But some of these girls are and aim to become one.

Skinka is kinda like a less extreme case of a fjortis and refers only to girls.

Skinka means ham in english and icelanders use that term because the skin of a pearson that has gone to many times to a sun salon is all wrinkled like a ham.

A "skinka" is a girl that is super tanned, with bleached hair and dresses like a skank, showing as much of her boobs and thighs as possible. But that is a bad case.

Skinka is more commonly used when referring to a girl that has too much make up on, like a drag queen, and dresses like she's going to a club in miami when the temperature calls for much warmer clothes.
He only thinks she's hot because he has a thing for skinka's
icelandic: Honum finnst hún bara heit útaf hann fýlar skinkur.

You are such a skinka
ice: Þú ert svo mikil skinka
Skinka by Edduz January 12, 2010
Words you can keep
Is a girl that over tans, wears to much make up, drinks too much, uses guys for rides, wears a lot of baggy clothes and is basically disgusting. They are usually in denial and don't want to admit to who they really are.
Person # 1 says Hey, look its a skinka
Person# 2 says Ohh, yeah nasty man.

The Skinka says: I ain't no skinka !
skinka by Bleller March 31, 2009
The icelandic word for a British chav.
Omg look at those skinkas!
OMG sjáðu þessar skinkur!
skinka by frikkigaut420 August 9, 2021
The bald spot on top of a mans head that resembles a yamaka.
Dude! Your skinka is getting bigger.
Skinka by JennyPoo November 18, 2014

Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating
"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"

Skankasaurus rex 

A nickname for the biggest whore one knows. Just like Tyrannosaurus rex means "King of the terrible lizards", Skankasaurus rex means "Queen of the skanky-ass sluts".
Guy 1: Dude, I think I can get an easy fuck from Tanya at the party...
Guy 2: Man, for your own good, stay away from her infested ass! She's such a Skankasaurus rex!
Skankasaurus rex by Uberfart January 26, 2007

Skankadelic 

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.
Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?
Skankadelic by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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