When someone nuts and urinates at the same time and everything within 45 centimeters will just vanish
“Why is there a hole in the ground?”
“Someone did a peanut.”
“Oh, not again...”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 27, 2021
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When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra
Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty
by Dick toes August 27, 2018
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A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .
Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:
by &ithinkiloveyou . April 21, 2011
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A young Nigerian prince who was outcast from his fellow chocolate people. Most of the time is also pretty shit at Mario Kart (7). Thinks that a winning streak starts at one because he is an idiot. Young Boi
"Peanut, do you want to play Mario Kart?"
"Sure! I'll be sure to beat you this time Kimo!!"
"Yeah right, ratnew!"
by Penut12347 March 09, 2018
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Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.
"KAMPAI...peanut." (episode: "showyuweenie")
by Peanut September 30, 2004
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