When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra
Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty
by Dick toes August 27, 2018
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A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .
Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:
by &ithinkiloveyou . April 21, 2011
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1. Slang for a cute little person...

A baby or woman hopefully.

2. Another word for butt nugget.

(See butt nugget)
1. Hey Peanut !

Come on over here and give Ronchi a hug.

(See Ronchi)

2. Oh man ! I got a peanut stuck to my ass.
by Dixie February 9, 2004
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Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.
"KAMPAI...peanut." (episode: "showyuweenie")
by Peanut October 1, 2004
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Peanut is one of Jeff Dunham's puppets and is a purple woozle, with a small tuft of green hair on his head, and only one shoe. Peanut was made in Salem, Virginia. Unlike most of Jeff Dunham's puppets, Peanut's eyes and eyebrows are immobile. This allows for a greater range of motion for his head. Peanut also has a rod attached to his left elbow which Jeff operates to further the range of the puppet's movement. He is antagonistic towards José, and points out his Mexican descent. Peanut is one of the first characters Dunham used for his shows, from the early 80's.
Peanut: What the hell is wrong with you? We cannot talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk - THAT'S IT! Focus!

Peanut: I am so sick of this crap! I've tried going solo!

Jeff Dunham: And what happened?

Peanut: referring to the stand Kept falling off this frickin' thing, that's what happened.
by kimmyjuice January 3, 2009
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