Skanktitis 

A woman who dresses in very provacative clothing. Likes the attention of multiple males in one instance. And is generally, an all around hoe.

Dang, that girl definitely has skanktitis

Skanktitis by D-Schwanke January 26, 2011

Skanktified 

something or someone who is, or has become, very skanky can be described this way.

John's house became Skanktified after years of wild partying.

Skanktified by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

skanktity 

1. Repeated infidelity to the point that the person shows no regard for their marriage.

2. A crude slang term for the breasts of a woman without good discretion.

1. She cheated on him again? Man, she really believes in the skanktity of marriage.

2. Person A: What a skank
Person B: Yeah, but did you see her skanktitties?

skanktity by jamison313 October 4, 2006

skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

skankitis by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009

skintitis 

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.

"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"

skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020

skanktits 

The is the a slang term for a girl that is ridicousley huge whore, ussually earning this name because of cheating on many boyfriends, exessive lying, and feeling no remorse about hurting someone.

Dude, Skanktits cheated on Cody by sleeping with two his best friends then tried to convince him she didn't, that stupid bitch!

skanktits by Shnatz September 30, 2006

skankgitis 

n. disease causing one to act like a whore

Sorry ma'am, but you got skankgitis.

skankgitis by Tomko July 16, 2008