skankbites
skankbites by quimbyistrashy August 21, 2006
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skankitis
1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
skankitis by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
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skankbitch
Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."
Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"
Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"
skankbitch by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007
skanktits
The is the a slang term for a girl that is ridicousley huge whore, ussually earning this name because of cheating on many boyfriends, exessive lying, and feeling no remorse about hurting someone.
skankgitis
skankgitis by Tomko July 16, 2008
skankitis
1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.
2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
Skankiest
Defenition: something that’s unliked and unwanted e.g. that haircut is the skankiest
That’s the skankiest car ever
That’s the skankiest car ever
Skankiest by Brendan North March 10, 2018
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