shanititis 

A diasese that causes you to always be immature and hyper and your blood produces lcd, alcohol, and dugar instead of blood

OMG he has shanititis

shanititis by ryno498 February 5, 2010

shititis 

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

shititis by Andy A. July 28, 2008

Shantilism 

The act of physically assaulting an ambassador.

The Norwegian diplomat was a victim of shantilism today, when angry protestors pelted rotten onions at him.

In Egypt the fear of shantilism forced embassy workers to take extra precautions.

Shantilism by King of Parliament November 23, 2011

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

SHITITIS 

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

SHITITIS by Parly January 26, 2011

Shaneitis 

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work. Originated from Shane not showing up.

Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneitis.

Shaneitis by Applefart69 August 1, 2018

shartitis 

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

shartitis by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023