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skankeritis

1. n. inflammation of the ego experienced due to excessive sexual relations with a large number of strangers and/or crackheads.

2. n. can be commonly used as a friendsult.
1. "She was totally bragging about sleeping with the entire curling team, worst case of skankeritis I've ever seen."

2. "You really just bought a round for everyone at the bar?! That skankeritis is doing wonders for you!"
skankeritis by Larkypoo October 23, 2010
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1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

skankerific 

Terificaly Skankified - From Two Pints Of Lager (British Comedy)
He's Skankerific, his breaths horrific he looks funny in the light
skankerific by Technopagan August 30, 2005

skankgitis 

n. disease causing one to act like a whore
Sorry ma'am, but you got skankgitis.
skankgitis by Tomko July 16, 2008
1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.

2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
"We got that skankitis! And we don't take no vaccines, we just take shots!"
skankitis by Juice* January 29, 2009

skankerfish 

a woman who is obnoxious, skanky, and smells like a fish
"That girl workin' dat dere corner sureee is a skankerfish!"
skankerfish by Robert Retelle January 27, 2008

skankercise 

verb. To skank and/or exercise to the music of ska. Preferably The Mexican Ostrich of Streetlight Manifesto. But any ska band will do.
Trina and Rae-dawn went to skankercise laps around the yard to Streetlight Manifesto.
skankercise by Treenuh June 18, 2008