Slampus

The campus slut

That bitch Chloe is a total slampus.-Brylee

by Figges125 September 3, 2018

Slamposium

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

Slumpus dumpus

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

slampuppy

Cuter than a Slam-pigg, but a girl you could take home without any prior relationship, friend or more. A girl you know you can take home and your friends will not give you shit for it. A nice piece of freaky ass.

Homie 1: Lets go to the frat house and find some slampuppy action .
Homie 2: Yeah, I need to clear my conscience from last night's encounter with that Slam-pigg.
Homie 1: Yeah you are a tool.

by Hunter Houston & Kyle Manning (A.K.A. Dumpy) December 6, 2006

Slambuster

male version of a slamhound. A male that you take home to slam with no intention of getting his number before the next morning. Less respected than a booty call.

I'm leaving the club, snagged me a slambuster for the night.

by Rachaeled April 6, 2011

Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

slagpuss

A cross between a slag and Bagpuss, a random term of endearment.

Hey fuckface, how are you?
Rather well thank you, slagpuss.

by James Frost July 23, 2006