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Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Greetings and Salutations 

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

Salutate 

To say hello to someone or greet them, a situation in which a person may say "salutations." Using this word is perfect in all situations, as it sounds inherently dirty and will often be initially interpreted as such.
See that girl over there? I totally want to salutate her.
I'll be sure to salutate your grandfather tonight at the party.
Salutate by MrMcMister October 19, 2010

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

salutatorian 

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!