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Salutate 

John: Salutations!
Rick: What the hell are you doing?
John: Don't overreact, I just wanted to salutate you!
Salutate by Aj.Hatch October 14, 2009

Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello
J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

salutatorian 

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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