10 definitions by Lord Razzola
The learning of the ability to sleep in many different environments and adapting to the comfort levels of various desks, tables, and chairs.
Mom, "Billy, wake up. It's time for school."
Billy, jumping out of his bed, filled with excitement, yells, "Oh, boy! Time to go back to bed!"
Billy, jumping out of his bed, filled with excitement, yells, "Oh, boy! Time to go back to bed!"
by Lord Razzola August 14, 2007
A jizzlactite is a cave-like formation that is created when one successfully performs a jizz shot that sticks to the ceiling.
-Tour guide, "You'll notice these things that hang from the cave ceiling. They're called stalactites. They are very old."
-Billy, "Is that a stalactite?"
-Tour guide, "Oh my, that's no stalactite. That's a jizzlactite! That must have been from those darn kids in the last tour group!"
-Billy, "Is that a stalactite?"
-Tour guide, "Oh my, that's no stalactite. That's a jizzlactite! That must have been from those darn kids in the last tour group!"
by Lord Razzola June 26, 2007
Jimmy, "Gosh, Bobby, I've been waiting forever for this cool MMORPG called Darkfall you told me about 3 years ago. Is it ever coming out?"
Bobby, "Just keep waiting. Another beta. Maybe another crappy commercial to be released on youtube. But it will come."
Bobby, "Just keep waiting. Another beta. Maybe another crappy commercial to be released on youtube. But it will come."
by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008
Gosh, I'm so bored. My computer's broke, I didn't pay my cable bill, and I don't have anything to do. Only boredom. Hmm.... porno... yea... sounds pretty good right now...
by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008
I used to raid 30 hours a week on World of Warcraft. Now that I have quit the game and redeemed what was left of my shattered social life, how am I supposed to fill up the time that Warcraft took up? Absolute boredom.
by Lord Razzola December 1, 2009
While everyone is out having sex, I'm sitting at home practicing chronic masturbation to my character's gear on World of Warcraft
by Lord Razzola April 8, 2008
When your bowel movements are so loud and offensive that you turn on the faucet in an attempt to mask the sound to save yourself some humiliation.
I was at my grandparents' the other day and really had a case of the faushits. I'm pretty sure the entire household heard me dropping a deuce until I cleverly turned on the faucet.
by Lord Razzola December 28, 2013