Definitions by diosmioalejandra

salutatorian 

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

salutatorian by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008

unicorn horn 

A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.

Check out his unicorn horn! Do you think he gets man-icures too?

unicorn horn by diosmioalejandra May 9, 2008