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The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008

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unicorn horn

A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.

Check out his unicorn horn! Do you think he gets man-icures too?

by diosmioalejandra May 07, 2008

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