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Simultanatelephobia 

The fear of trying to call someone at the exact moment they are trying to call you, and thus being irrationally afraid to pick up the phone for fear that the party trying to reach you would receive a busy signal. This mental illness was very common before the advent of "call waiting".
The nervous bitch wouldn't let anyone use the phone because of her simultanatelephobia.
Simultanatelephobia by Alan V. February 19, 2005

simultaneous trumpfinger 

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.
Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

simultaneous equation 

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.
If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'
simultaneous equation by rieazen September 9, 2014

Simultanal 

Simultaneous anal. Generally it involves two males, one of which inverts, and they both push their erect penises downwards, and then back into one another as to simultaneously penetrate one another.
What's simultanal? Oh, it's the 69 of butt sex
Simultanal by H$izzleM December 14, 2020

simultaneous snoregasm 

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.
Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

simultaneously 

adv. - to do at the same time.
I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.
simultaneously by Masterion August 2, 2011
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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