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Simultaneality 

Simultaneality (Si-mul-tan-e-al-it-y) is the state of mind which embodies the reality that everything is happening simultaneously and that ‘possibilities’ are living, breathing parts of every moment not something that comes to those who wait.

Simultaneality rejects a goal-driven life and embraces the journey!

Originated in Nevada City, California by somatic practitioner, massage therapist and writer Chula Linda Gemignani when she was finally fed up with 'New Year's resolutions' being goal-driven. She realized that the pressure of getting things accomplished was placing her in a freeze mode (flight, fight, freeze). When she evoked the state of simultaneality more was accomplished and her life experience became more fulfilling.
"You could tell by her accepting nature that she was in a state of simultaneality".

"The CEO rejected cut throat, goal oriented approach to life and enjoyed the journey by living in a state of simultaneality."

"He woke up in peace that morning in a state of Simultaneality. There was no sense of urgency, no definitive black and white ideas/judgements and/or emotions."

"When we embody simultaneality, we embrace that so many things are happening at the same time, even our beliefs around them."

When embodied with Simultaneality, we can let go of goal-driven lifestyles and live more open-heartedly to all of the possibilities that are unfolding in every given moment.

Simultaneality is a state of mind that creates more capacity and allowance for our own life experience and our experience of others.

"Simultaneously to the perception of any said idea, there so many other possibilities that are alive! The state of embracing that reality is simultaneality."
Simultaneality by Chulandia January 4, 2023
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circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.
Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026