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Simultaneality 

Simultaneality (Si-mul-tan-e-al-it-y) is the state of mind which embodies the reality that everything is happening simultaneously and that ‘possibilities’ are living, breathing parts of every moment not something that comes to those who wait.

Simultaneality rejects a goal-driven life and embraces the journey!

Originated in Nevada City, California by somatic practitioner, massage therapist and writer Chula Linda Gemignani when she was finally fed up with 'New Year's resolutions' being goal-driven. She realized that the pressure of getting things accomplished was placing her in a freeze mode (flight, fight, freeze). When she evoked the state of simultaneality more was accomplished and her life experience became more fulfilling.
"You could tell by her accepting nature that she was in a state of simultaneality".

"The CEO rejected cut throat, goal oriented approach to life and enjoyed the journey by living in a state of simultaneality."

"He woke up in peace that morning in a state of Simultaneality. There was no sense of urgency, no definitive black and white ideas/judgements and/or emotions."

"When we embody simultaneality, we embrace that so many things are happening at the same time, even our beliefs around them."

When embodied with Simultaneality, we can let go of goal-driven lifestyles and live more open-heartedly to all of the possibilities that are unfolding in every given moment.

Simultaneality is a state of mind that creates more capacity and allowance for our own life experience and our experience of others.

"Simultaneously to the perception of any said idea, there so many other possibilities that are alive! The state of embracing that reality is simultaneality."
Simultaneality by Chulandia January 4, 2023
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circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.
Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026