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SimCity 4
A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.
Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk
Mayor: shut up whore im working on it
Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue
Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do
Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime
Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport
Mayor: shut up whore im working on it
Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue
Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do
Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime
Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport
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Simcity DRM
A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)
Simcity DRM by Louis 42 March 18, 2013
Simit Mode
Being so incomprehensibly horny, to the point where you will go on a violent rampage through time and space itself. If you ever see someone (or something) go Simit Mode, flee the site immediately, that is, if you aren't already dead.
"Didn't you hear that Dom's entire family was brutally murdered by Zane? I heard that Zane went Simit Mode after seeing a Dinklestien."
Simit Mode by dinklestien January 25, 2022