Shyeet

To yeet a shit(To throw or toss shit.), to yeet a shit out of your butt really hard.

My dog shyeeted on my carpet, what a mess, what a mess.

I had a bad Taco-Bell and I shyeeted it out of my butt on that public bathroom toilet.

by Caterson September 5, 2020

Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

sheet whore

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017

Butt Sheets

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015