Shwago 

mainly used for a shitty bag of weed but could be used instead of bunk, haggard, shitty or that sucks

fuck that party was shwago man

Shwago by derk3 September 13, 2009

shwag 

Marijuana of poor quality. Bargain basement pot.

Since being laid off because of covid, all I can afford is this stinky shwag.

shwag by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Shagonfly 

Winged insects shagging mid flight. Usually encountered in a beer garden, on a summers eve.

"Ooh Bert, look that fly has got four wings? No, wait a minute. I believe that is a SHAGONFLY !!"

Shagonfly by Sambuca Lois April 18, 2018

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Swagosaurus 

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

Swagonomics 

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.

A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.

Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011