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I got some shwagg the other day that got me lifted.
shwagg by Ryan the Tw0 StEpeR April 3, 2003
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the dank ass dining hall that everyone hates but actually loves at montana state university
Hey, lets shwagg!?
shwagg by cashmulababy March 4, 2011
Shwagg is when someone has so much swagger its ridiculous.
"Look at his Shwagg"
"He Better Work with all that Shwagg"
Shwagg by Rellztm <----- (AIM) June 10, 2009
any outward display of extreme confidence/swagger
Jim, "Dude Deevo's got so much SHWAGG"
Larry, "I know right"
Deevo, "Yawwwwwwwwp, yawwp"
shwagg by Larry Lobster January 16, 2011

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
Word of the Day on March 21, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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