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Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019
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Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Take them to school ,Swagonometry
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Swagonometry

When your overly fried and have so much swag that you can control it.
Zacari said “You don’t have the swagonometry to comprehend what I’m saying”.
Swagonometry by leekslif3 January 27, 2026

Swaganometry

Swaganometry is a made up work coined by Young Thug in his 2015 music video Best Friend off his Slime Season mixtape. Swaganometry is a combination of geometry and trigonometry, but way cooler.
Take that boy to school, Swaganometry.
-Young Thug
Swaganometry by PWS27 April 10, 2017

swaganometry

The subject of swag. Learning this subject WILL get you bitches
Friend: Did you pick up a new class?
You: Yeah swaganometry

Friend: nigga what?
swaganometry by Swaggybee123 September 11, 2016

swaganometry

The study of swag
Swaganometry, bitch I'm bleeding bad.
swaganometry by swaganometry123 July 30, 2016

shagonometry 

The combination of "shagging" and "trigonometry". The knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during sex to get the best response from his partner.
Well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an orgasm, but then I changed the shagonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! She came like a wildcat!
shagonometry by MAΘ January 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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