shwaggot
A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.
shwaggot by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009
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shwaggot
shwaggot by Ben Atkins February 29, 2004
shwaggot
A cross between maggot and shonkers.
Usually involves being extremely fucked up beyond all point of being able to identify reality.
When most are shwaggot, they are more likely to to fall over, vomit and be annoying and funny at the same time.
Usually involves being extremely fucked up beyond all point of being able to identify reality.
When most are shwaggot, they are more likely to to fall over, vomit and be annoying and funny at the same time.
shwaggot by mr. ldvnqejnqe November 6, 2011
shlaggot
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
Swaggot
A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
Swaggot by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012
Swaggot
Swaggot by HorrorStory October 13, 2011
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