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shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.
Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.
by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009
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shwaggot

Someone who is sub-par or not cool. Someone who sux0rz, a bogart.
Drew Carlson is such a shwaggot!
by Ben Atkins February 29, 2004
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shwaggot

A cross between maggot and shonkers.

Usually involves being extremely fucked up beyond all point of being able to identify reality.
When most are shwaggot, they are more likely to to fall over, vomit and be annoying and funny at the same time.
You were so shwaggot... you peed in a front garden.
by mr. ldvnqejnqe November 6, 2011
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shlaggot

No one knows, some say its a flying chicken nugget, others say its a stupid faggot
Wow! Lini is such a shlaggot.
by dank bread May 6, 2016
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Swaggot

A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.

Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.

Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.

When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012
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Swaggot

Swaggot: Someone who says the word "Swag" so much that by association they're actually homosexual.
Lil Wayne: That's swag, I got mad swag yo'.

Me: You're a swaggot you fucking idiot.
by HorrorStory October 13, 2011
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schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.
"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."
by natcat April 18, 2008
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