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Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.
After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.
by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016
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shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.
"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave
by Koros December 15, 2009
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Shump

The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time
Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump
by Skaiderade April 5, 2015
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shumping

to hump with the shins
eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago
by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008
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shump

"DonPachi" is one of my favorite Shumps!
by zer0hue August 3, 2003
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shump

in video games, short for the Shoot 'em up genre.
Mushihimesama Futari is considered to be one of the world's hardest shumps.
by Brightstar March 21, 2007
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Shump

The smaller version of Shemp . A shorter useless piece of shit of a person. If Shemp had a mini me.
Shemp just let's shump shemp out all day. Team useless.
by DeezBolas July 2, 2018
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