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Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 21, 2005
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Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on
by SoInspired October 16, 2017
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When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.
I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard
by Roofies & Stumps January 08, 2018
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to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
by Resia March 01, 2009
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the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!
by cooooooooooolavery November 09, 2009
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