In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

My girl stumped me last nighr

I took her out to the woods and stumped her...

I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard

How old am I?
20?
No, i'm 21.
Dammit, I just got stumped!