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When you lick a mans taint while he jerks himself off
John said he wasn't gay and I wasn't allowed to touch his booty or his package so I scumped him to avoid making him feel awkward.
Scumped by Rusty Smylze March 11, 2018
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When the person got messed up so bad the got scuffed and slumped.
Holy Sh*t Nick got scumped
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When a nigga tired or sleep
that nigga over there slumped
Slumped by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018
To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake
Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"
slumped by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015
The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked
Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns
Slumped by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Slumped off the Loud 

When you are slumped off the loud you are high off of potent marijuana , a common african pot smoking term.
"Mayyn Louds got me slumped" "Yeahhhh im Slumped off the Loud"

Stumped the Hoff 

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.
1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!
Stumped the Hoff by Fanster March 26, 2007
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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