Shpos 

Sub-Human Piece Of Shit

Only shpos goes to the ER with a belly ache.

Shpos by Your Wife's Lover October 30, 2003

SHPOS 

Is an acronym for " SubHuman Piece of Shit." SHPOS, which is pronounced like "shpahs," and rhymes with "spas." This term was common in the 1980s in the New Jersey area.

Nancy, who's been money laundering billions of dollars from the drug cartels and the human-trafficking industry and who's been closing down orphanages, is a real SHPOS!

SHPOS by georgcantor January 7, 2021

Shoosh 

Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!

I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!

Shoosh by Ascot1111 November 9, 2018

Shoosh Pap 

The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down

My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.

Shoosh Pap by mybanana May 24, 2013

Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.

Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.

Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010

Shosh

The smartest, most amazing, beautiful, funny, loving, caring, responsible, competent girl ever to live. Always making other people smile, laugh, and love, she is a real pleasure to be around. She is the best girl any guy could ever ask for. She also has a real thing for pineapples (the world’s sexiest fruit). She has the most beautiful green eyes, redish-brown hair that has the most beautiful flow and texture,
and a smile that will make any bad day into your best. She also always knows exactly what to say to make your heart race or to brighten your mood, no matter how bad you feel. Any guy lucky enough to end up with her had better do what ever he can to keep her, because she is certainly not the girl you want to lose.

Yonita: Omg did you see that girl over there?! I hear she’s such a Shosh! Her boyfriend is such a lucky guy!!

Shosh by Yonishosh May 28, 2018

shopshifting 

The practice of browsing at an actual store and simultaneously using one's mobile device to buy the item online (or put it on an online wishlist to buy later) for a lower price.

I was at Best Buy yesterday and saw this Blu-ray player for $300, but I went shopshifting at Amazon and got it for $200.

shopshifting by bbgm November 27, 2009