A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
by DJF2 August 15, 2009
1. Did you just hear about the $5,000 of profit that Turk made on his last sale? Shoosh.
Blue Jeans cost $60? You've got to be kidding me. Shoosh.
2. Leave me alone -- shoo-shoosh.
Blue Jeans cost $60? You've got to be kidding me. Shoosh.
2. Leave me alone -- shoo-shoosh.
by candidate1066 February 04, 2005
Get the shoosh mug.
Mom: *swinging her fingers and hands in an outward motion* saying shhhhhhh Stop farting your ass stinks you'll wake your father and he'll think I'm trying to get frisky.
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away
by milfy0420 December 14, 2013
Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!
I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!
by Ascot1111 November 09, 2018
A word used to ask someone to be quiet.
Commonly mistaken for the word "shush", but I assure you, they mean the same thing.
Can also be used as a way to describe the causing of someone to be quiet.
Commonly mistaken for the word "shush", but I assure you, they mean the same thing.
Can also be used as a way to describe the causing of someone to be quiet.
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Oh shoosh...
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Don't make me shoosh you...
Friend: ::continues::
You: ::covers their mouth to stop them from continuing to insult you::
You: Oh shoosh...
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Don't make me shoosh you...
Friend: ::continues::
You: ::covers their mouth to stop them from continuing to insult you::
by notthatoneguythatyouthinkitis November 26, 2016