Shoutsper 

n. 1) When one yells in a whisper voice

2) A very aggressive whisper

Mostly used when one copies someone yelling on TV.

"Iron Chef" Chairman: "The secret ingredient is...YOGURT!"

Friend: Do you hear his enthusiasm? 'The secret ingredient is...(shoutsper)*yogurt!*

Shoutsper by NevadatheBassist February 9, 2010

God Shouter 

A Born Again fundametalist Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on

abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.

Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"

Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"

Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.

AGAIN.

Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"

God Shouter by Abby's Daddy October 1, 2019

Monster Shouter 

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.

When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

Monster Shouter by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010

Shotspree

When 3 or more males take turns to ejaculate on a females facial area. (Usually after multiple blow jobs).
Derives from: Cum shooting spree

Male 1: Last night was crazy after that blow job she gave us!

Male 2: Yea, definitely. She looked like she was wearing a Jason Mask after the Shotspree.

Shotspree by dillowisitic June 23, 2009

Shitsper 

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard

John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.

Shitsper by Geisha83 January 23, 2020

Shopped Shouter

Cynical people who constantly feel the need to comment "shopped" or "photoshopped" at almost every thing they encounter on the internet believing they are saving others from believing liars and fakers. Sometimes they are right but ironically they are now in fact making people believe real, truthful things are actually SHOPPED! They usually come out in large numbers and drown out all other conversation.

Bill123: Woah, that photo of a clown fish is pretty amazing

WoLfcry24: ITS SHOPPED DUMASSES!

Bill123: Uh, Clownfishes are real...

WoLfcry24: No, that weird "fish" is obviously photoshopped, trust me I can tell retard.

Bill123: god damn Shopped Shouter...

Shopped Shouter by holycrap:)??? August 25, 2009

Shitspert 

To be well versed in the sport of defecation.

Steve dropped a stank deuce and decided to post details on Facebook. He certainly is a Shitspert.

Shitspert by Some dirty guy August 31, 2013