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shitspresso 

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.
Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.
shitspresso by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010
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Shotskee 

A series of hard liquor shots, no less than 3.0 US fl oz (89 mL). Usually from people who are compulsive and have uncontrollable consumption of alcohol. Very dangerous. Once you order one, you keep them coming.
10:00am:
Waitress- What can I get for you two?
Kris- I'll take a shotskee of jäger, please!
Charli- I'll have what he's having!
Shotskee by ChaCha's Awesome! January 24, 2013

Shotrees 

Where we took the lives of your shoes and put them into our mo fukin trees.
Where da shotrees nucka!
Shotrees by Northside Cash October 31, 2003

shotscreen 

A photograph of a computer or phone screen. The clumsy and often awkwardly angled and poorly lit alternative to a screenshot, the correct way to capture the contents of a screen.
Hey Bobby, Grandma took a shotscreen again, can you teach her how to take a screenshot?
shotscreen by JoshLG July 8, 2020

shortspremiär 

A word of Swedish origin meaning the first time of the season one starts wearing shorts again.
"First beautiful summer day? Shortspremiär!"
shortspremiär by djbaskin June 3, 2014
Woke up with my right eye sealed from his shotsee
shotsee by Buzzbrite October 21, 2017