shortspeak 

implied emotional context using pictures, or familiar patterns or diagrams. Text message smiles, design without words that gives meaning to an idea or thought about something.

Shortspeak forces us to confront the seamy side of semiotics, which is the study of nonverbal signs and symbols in semantics and syntactics.(taken from the New York Times Magazine Artical)

Jim: Jennifer Aniston just hooked up with Marko the messenger from the courier service in her trailer.

Sally: Wow! Celeb action is all to thrilling who else would fuck that loser. Quick I'll text Jacob Markos boyfriend! He just hola'd me. How do I put the news?

Jim: What is the word for the face I am making right now?

Sally: I'll shortspeak him use a crooked smiley face. Hope he dosen't bump into Marko later!

shortspeak by dog house May 28, 2008

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shortstealth 

A small or "hidden" penis.

that boy has a shortstealth

shortstealth by ideekay August 23, 2007

Shitspeaker 

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

Shitspeaker by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

Strawberry Shortsnake 

The thin, long, straggling piece of bloodied stool that hangs from your anus after a long night of guilt stricken diarrhea.

Damn, that bitch got strawberry shortsnake!

Strawberry Shortsnake by Brian Wilson (the Beach Boys) June 26, 2022