Shitsper

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard

John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.

by Geisha83 January 23, 2020

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 3, 2003

shitspresso

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.

Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.

by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

Shitster

A person/parody account who repeatedly uses an extremely unfunny joke that typically follows a characteristic and predictable pattern.

Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*

Person 2: I think god should kill you.

by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023

shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.

He's an obnoxious shitster

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008