adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
by Mr. Shonked February 5, 2011
by Tom Bueller October 4, 2010
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
by Shonky von shonkerton October 9, 2008
by The Shonkmeister February 24, 2011
To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.
I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
by LucieG March 11, 2019