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Shonked

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011
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rage shanked

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!
by Kageh February 8, 2005
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Stonked

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
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Shanked downtown

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"
by detroit street rat April 8, 2010
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deer shanked

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.
by Picnic Face April 2, 2008
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shanked

shanked, shank.

orgin: prison slang

shanked: to be stabbed with a homemade knife.

made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpend like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle.
"CrookedEye John" got shanked up..

I heard he got hit with a rusty shank.
by Lec2 February 9, 2003
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shonkey

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey
by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005
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