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A toilet with a shower head attached to it. You can take a poo and have a shower at the same time too.
I need to have a shower and take a poo, but I don't have the time.

Go jump on the Shoilet.
Shoilet by XvGRIMREAPERvX February 21, 2011
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The room in a small RV (recreational vehicle)that includes a combination of a shower & a toilet.
Man Aaron, you smell horrible. You should go wash yourself up in the shoilet
shoilet by daddioaz May 27, 2006
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A disfunctional bathroom setup whereby a shower and a toilet exist in a barrier free environment. Commonly found in the dormitories of Sienese universities, these cramped and unthoughtfully designed bathrooms typically decrease the occupant's will to live.
"my shoilet is disgusting and cramped"

"Nini, when is my flooded shoilet going to be fixed?"
shoilet by Steven Brinks January 25, 2009
A combination shower and toilet. Using the shower to either urinate or defecate in.
As in:

John: "Man, I really have to take a piss, but I need to get ready for work."

Mary: "That's ok, John. Just use the shoilet!"
Shoilet by suz_q666 March 3, 2010

shoilette 

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.
Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.
shoilette by ayyfron September 1, 2011
Shoiketing is when one shits, pisses, and jizzes in their pants in a single night. If done throughout the night it is a shameful act, but if it is done all simultaneously it a mark of pride.
What's that smell?

Oh I Shoiketed last night

shoplete 

One who shops for sport; takes shopping to a competitive level.
Christina is a serious shoplete. She routinely practices honing style skills (at the mall), studying the game (Vogue, E! TV, and What Not to Wear) and showing off her talent for fashion to appease an audience (at the bar, club or various social events).

shoplete by aerin liz May 13, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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