shoeman
God of socom, he is a leader and people follow him, people love him for his cock and wish to pound him in his ass, though he will not allow it you gay homo
That shoeman, is a person.
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shoeman
a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.
shoeman by potter the govna' October 27, 2007
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shoeman • Grieving Shoeman • sheman • shoemaker • showmance • Shemanigans • Shemane • Showman • Shemanti • Shoedang
Grieving Shoeman
Grieving Shoeman by BNArmy March 31, 2009
Stinky Shoemaker
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
Greasy Shoemaker
Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022
Scott Shoemaker
A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022
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